Wednesday, February 18, 2009

10 Google AdSense Tricks to Increase Your Revenues

Freddy is going to take a break from the euphemisms today to return to his somewhat useful financial advice. Recently, Freddy has seen a slight increase in his click through rates for Google AdSense. Freddy needs to do a better job of monitoring his tweeks, though (no, that is not a euphemism) because he has made too many changes all at the same time to be able to know which tweeks may have resulted in increased revenues.

At any rate, Freddy came across a nice article at one of his favorite SEO websites (searchengineguide.com) the other day. It was a nice, short article with 10 quick tips on how to boost your AdSense commissions. Most of them you can do in 5 or 10 minutes.

Kalena Jordan, who wrote the article, claims that these are a good deal of the tips and tricks that the "self-proclaimed AdSense gurus and experts are sharing [...] for a fee." She is kind enough to offer them to everyone at no cost! (Thanks Kalena).

So if you have an AdSense account that you'd like to see the revenues and commissions increase, then Freddy recommends taking a few minutes to read through Kalena's helpful suggestions. Oh yeah, here is the link to the article: Top 10 AdSense Tricks To Boost Your Commission

Saturday, February 14, 2009

An Exposed Bin

Freddy was visiting a friend the other day. He had some trash that he wanted to throw away, but could not find where the rubbish bin had been placed. So he asked, "Where can I throw this away?" And his friend replied, "Oh, just open the cupboard , it's in there. I don't like having an exposed bin." Freddy, of course, replied, "Is that a euphemism?"

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Euphemistically Speaking

A student told Freddy once:

"Sorry, I didn't finish my homework for today. I was busy last night helping my dad find his toupee."

Is that a Euphemism?

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Euphemistically speaking...

Freddy was reading "Little Red Riding Hood" the other day and came across the following passage:

"The woodchopper carried Grandmother back to her bed. Then they all had a snack from Little Red Riding Hood's basket of goodies."

Is that a euphemism?

Friday, February 6, 2009

Euphemistically Speaking...

Today Freddy was in a colleagues office discussing a business matter. Another colleague entered and asked, "Can I look in your trash? I think I may have forgotten something."

Freddy said, "What's that supposed to mean, is that some sort of euphemism?" Which earned him a chuckle, followed by a dirty look, followed by a kick... and one last chuckle.

Freddy loves euphemisms!