Euphemistically Speaking...

Today Freddy was in a colleagues office discussing a business matter. Another colleague entered and asked, "Can I look in your trash? I think I may have forgotten something."

Freddy said, "What's that supposed to mean, is that some sort of euphemism?" Which earned him a chuckle, followed by a dirty look, followed by a kick... and one last chuckle.

Freddy loves euphemisms!